You never know

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by jeeper1, May 22, 2015.

  1. jeeper1

    jeeper1 New Member

    Have you ever been guilty of looking at others
    your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old?'ll love this one!
    My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the
    waiting room for my first appointment with a
    new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma,
    which bore his full name.
    Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark
    haired boy with the same name had been in my
    secondary school class some 30-odd years ago.
    Could he be the same guy that i had a secret
    crush on, way back then?
    Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded
    any such thought.
    This balding, grey haired man with the deeply
    lined face was far too old to have been my
    classmate. After he examined my teeth, i asked
    him if he had attended morgan park secondary school .
    'yes, yes i did. I'm a morganner! 'he beamed with pride.
    'when did you leave to go to college?' i asked
    he answered, in 1965. Why do you ask?
    'you were in my class!' i exclaimed.
    He looked at me closely.
    Then the ugly,
    fat arsed,
    grey haired,
    bastard asked..
    'what subject did you teach '?
  2. phideaux

    phideaux Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

    Thats funny.......:cryinglaugh: