You never know

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  1. jeeper1

    jeeper1 New Member

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    Have you ever been guilty of looking at others
    your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old?
    Well......you'll love this one!
    My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the
    waiting room for my first appointment with a
    new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma,
    which bore his full name.
    Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark
    haired boy with the same name had been in my
    secondary school class some 30-odd years ago.
    Could he be the same guy that i had a secret
    crush on, way back then?
    Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded
    any such thought.
    This balding, grey haired man with the deeply
    lined face was far too old to have been my
    classmate. After he examined my teeth, i asked
    him if he had attended morgan park secondary school .
    'yes, yes i did. I'm a morganner! 'he beamed with pride.
    'when did you leave to go to college?' i asked
    he answered, in 1965. Why do you ask?
    'you were in my class!' i exclaimed.
    He looked at me closely.
    Then the ugly,
    old,bald,
    wrinkled,
    fat arsed,
    grey haired,
    decrepit,
    bastard asked..
    'what subject did you teach '?
     
  2. phideaux

    phideaux Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Thats funny.......:cryinglaugh:


    :cryinglaugh:






    Jim