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WOW only in Jay County!! I went to get some gas earlier when I noticed two deputies watching a woman smoking a cigarette while filling up. I saw her and thought "that's not smart..... With law enforcement right there too". I went in to pay and as I was paying I heard someone screaming. I looked outside and the woman's arm was on fire!!! She was swinging her arm & running around going ballistic!! I rushed outside to help but the deputies already had her on the ground and were putting the fire out with their coffee!!! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the patrol car. Being the nosey person I am, I asked what she was being arrested for? One of the deputies looked me dead in the eyes and said, "For waving a firearm around!".
Hahahahahaha. I needed this laugh
 

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I can hear Tommy now.....saying OK for you Jerry, just OK for you.




Jeeze Jerry, you got me.



Jim
 

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kudos to you SH you were the first gotcha April Fools.
 

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Dammit SH! You got me.......
 

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Okay for you Jerry, just okay for you!!! Only you could come up with a sick joke like that. Me thinks you been hanging around with Buster for too long.

Just okay for you!!!!!

Tommy (was kinda cute tho)
 

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Okay for you Jerry, just okay for you!!! Only you could come up with a sick joke like that. Me thinks you been hanging around with Buster for too long.

Just okay for you!!!!!

Tommy (was kinda cute tho)
:D :D Do I have to stand in the corner now?? :)
 

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You won kudos.
 

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But that doesn't work in the story!
Sure it does; it just adds one degree of obscurity. Well, maybe two.

Hmm. Maybe this is why people tend to stare at me and then walk away after the punch line of my jokes.
 

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A long time ago me and my wife and a married couple went out sight seeing historical markers. We stopped at the old homestead of Daniel Boone, which really isn't much to see as the only thing there is some of a foundation where an old house once might have been,
I asked my wife if she knew how Daniel ended up out west and she said no she didn't know. I told her Daniel used to tie a string on the end of his arrow with the other end tied to a tree so he could find his way back when he went looking for his arrow. One day he went looking for his arrow and after finding it he started following the string back. He only went a hundred feet when he came to the end of the string. He just kept walking thinking he would find the string. He kept walking and walking till he ended up out west at a trading camp. The store clerk had a short piece of string he said he found out in the Ohio woods a few years back. That's how Daniel ended up out west.
My wife said really! The married couple just busted out laughing at my wife and told me I was soooo bad.
That story really happened.....well some of it anyway.
 

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If the story came from Dan'l Boone... he was famous for 'extensive embellishment'.
 
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