During a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps, "Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns? Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, astutely responded, "We've found a very secure place that I'm certain they won't be found." "And just where is that?", said the reporter, sarcastically. Mr. Spicer grinned sardonically and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration. "Next question?"