Very simple, insurance question

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by phideaux, Jun 20, 2015.

  1. phideaux

    phideaux Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Here's a question . . .

    I recently married a widow who had an 18 year old daughter. My father, a widower, came to visit a number of times and he fell in love with my stepdaughter. They married. As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my son-in-law. My father's wife gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's mother. This boy is also my brother because he is the son of my father. As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife. Therefore, it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild. A short time later, my wife gave birth to a son who now is my father's brotherin-law, the step-son of my father's wife and my uncle. My son is also my step-mother's brotner, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.

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    In light of all of this, I would like to know does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law, and my step-mother's brother qualify for childcare benefits under Obamacare?


    Jim
     
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  2. squirrelhunter

    squirrelhunter Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Good question,ask Obama or anyone helping sign up people for Obamacare and see what kind of answer you get,if you get one,but I'm sure,knowing this Government,he would be denied because of the fact that he's an "uncle" and leave it at that.But of course I could be wrong.

    By the way,are you sure he's not your "father" too????
     

  3. buster40c

    buster40c Well-Known Member

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    I would guess yes because it makes no sense to try and figure it out. Just give it to him.lol
    I wouldn't even want to know how that mess would affect a will.
    This seems like in breeding but really isn't. Or is it?
     
  4. MagBlackhawk

    MagBlackhawk Patriot

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    Jim,

    DoWhaatt.............
     
  5. Tommycourt

    Tommycourt Tommycourt

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    Jim,
    You lost me in the first line you wrote. Because I am somewhat mentally challenged you would have to sit and draw me a diagram of how you worded everything. As far as benefits go, I would have whomever apply for everything on the table because if you can confuse me this early, you can certainly confuse the government idiot that you would have to talk to. I read it 3 times and am still shaking my head. My best to you buddy!!
    Tommy

    I forgot to ask, since we are buddies, can I get on your insurance plan? I could be a 3rd cousin removed from your long lost uncle who passed during the Civil War. And after thinking about this, your long lost uncle, during the Civil War took R&R in Hawaii and was engaged to a Native American who was there vacationing, and somehow our blood lines became entangled which entitles me to be part Native American and have the same rights as all Native American natives have. I think I should be entitled to owning part of a casino. Doesn't that all make sense? :D
     
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  6. jeeper1

    jeeper1 New Member

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    All your questions are answered here.
    [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYlJH81dSiw[/ame]
     
  7. phideaux

    phideaux Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I remember that ^^^^^, Hilarious,

    So does my lovely bride , now , of 49 yrs.

    Hope we have several more together...:cool:




    Jim
     
  8. buster40c

    buster40c Well-Known Member

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    He begat him and him begat her and her begat him. I give up.