Two crocodiles

Discussion in 'Politics and Religion' started by havasu, Apr 30, 2016.

  1. havasu

    havasu In the army now..

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    Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.

    The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how
    You can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size
    as kids. I just don't get it."

    "Well," said the big Croc, "what have you been eating?"

    "Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc.

    "Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"

    "Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol."

    "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"

    "Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock
    the car door.

    Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the s#!t out of them and eat
    'em!"

    "Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not
    getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the s#!t
    out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase."
     
  2. VThillman

    VThillman Active Member

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    There may be a logic problem there, depending on whether you consider the contents of the small intestine to be s#!t. No nourishment in the colon. ;)
     

  3. buster40c

    buster40c Well-Known Member

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    Sort of like if you give a politician an enema then they could be buried in a match box.
     
  4. phideaux

    phideaux Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Makes perfect sense to me.




    Jim