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Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue

I am sorry that I have not been as responsive as I should be, but I
have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that
I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic
Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF ).

For those of you who do not know what that is; PIST-AWF is a newly
defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.
January, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a
new disease that has already infected over half of the United States
and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects
the cells of a person's entire body then goes dormant. The disease
ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects
have been labeled as PIST-AWF.

Symptoms include:

* Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing
your Government pander to Muslim terrorists.

* Uncontrollable heartburn every evening during the O'Reilly factor.

* Loose bowels from swallowing the fact that another Clinton could be
elected president.-

* Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists
murdering innocent people.

* Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting
to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a
legitimate news show host and the possibility of him being the next
Secretary of State

Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is
then identified as the disease itself. If you feel you have Post
Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue please notify your
local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is
expected, and sincerely hoped that the cure will be available in
November of 2016.
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