Seduction....

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  1. jeeper1

    jeeper1 New Member

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    With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband, "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up"?
    "No" said her husband.


    She gave him a sexy smile, unbottoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down into her ample cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. He took the twenty from her and smiled approvingly.


    She then asked, "Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up"?
    "No I haven't" he replied with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave him another sexy smile, pulled up her short skirt a bit and seductively reached up under it and withdrew a crumpled fifty and handed it to him. He took the fifty dollar bill and started breathing a bit quicker with anticipation.

    "Now", she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up"?



    "No, but I would sure like to" he said.


    She said, "Go look in the garage".
     
  2. EasyCZ

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  3. starlily

    starlily New Member

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    Lol I wasn't expecting that.
     
  4. SHOOTER13

    SHOOTER13 RETIRED MODERATOR Lifetime Supporter

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  5. starlily

    starlily New Member

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    I still love this lol.
     
  6. Tommycourt

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    I was expecting something different but since I don't have $40k worth of anything in my garage I guess it doesn't matter!!!!
    Tommy:D