With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband, "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up"? "No" said her husband. She gave him a sexy smile, unbottoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down into her ample cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. He took the twenty from her and smiled approvingly. She then asked, "Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up"? "No I haven't" he replied with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave him another sexy smile, pulled up her short skirt a bit and seductively reached up under it and withdrew a crumpled fifty and handed it to him. He took the fifty dollar bill and started breathing a bit quicker with anticipation. "Now", she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up"? "No, but I would sure like to" he said. She said, "Go look in the garage".
I was expecting something different but since I don't have $40k worth of anything in my garage I guess it doesn't matter!!!! Tommy
