Late in the night, a guy finally regained consciousness. He was in a hospital, agonizing in pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a gorgeous, voluptuous nurse hovering over him. He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation. The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then spoke to him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You-may-not-feel-anything-from-the-waist-down." Somehow he managed to mumble hoarsely in reply, "OK, can I feel your boobs, then?" AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
