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yeah...welll.. if I use that method.....my wife gets a Mercedes.













andd if you believe that, I got some ......to sell ya....:D


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Wish I had a wife,or even a girlfriend.:( The dogs just can't converse the same.:D
Have you tried advertising....?

Just make sure you include the gun addiction.:)



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I am glad my dog can't talk. He might call me a jerk making him eat dog food.
LOL there is a joke relating to this. He got a great b/d present and she said it came from her putting a dollar in cup every time she had sex. He got a strange look on his face when he realized in last year there would have only been $24 in the cup.
 

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It's been so long since I had sex that I forgot which armpit it's under. Glad I got the dog. The dog is always happy to see me. Always wiggles her tail when I come in the door, never says anything about how long I have been gone or where I have been and happy when she eats. Thank God for a good dog. Don't let my wife read this thread!!!!
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TC look and see which armpit is shaved and you will then know.
 

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I believe you Jim
I once asked an old gentleman, 93 yrs old, " how old before you stop having sex?" He said" I dunno, you gotta ask somebody older than me". :D

Thanks for believing me...:cool:



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I once asked an old gentleman, 93 yrs old, " how old before you stop having sex?" He said" I dunno, you gotta ask somebody older than me". :D



Thanks for believing me...:cool:



Jim

My gpa's answer always was I may be old but I ain't dead Lol! He was a pistol!
Of course I believe you! You've never steered me wrong
 

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I remember teasing my gpa about the girls, and he would say the same thing... "I aint dead":D


I can tellya ...when that young stallion becomes an old war horse....he dont run as fast as he once did...;)




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SH maybe it is your tat. Some gals just don't like tats and especially a dangerous gun tat. Those gun tats make some think you are mentally dangerous. LOL Just don't explain to them there is no such thing as a Ruger bird and it is a gun maker logo.
 

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LOL SH prolly not.
 
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