My wife doesn't know

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  1. jeeper1

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  2. phideaux

    phideaux Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    yeah...welll.. if I use that method.....my wife gets a Mercedes.













    andd if you believe that, I got some ......to sell ya....:D


    Jim
     

  3. havasu

    havasu In the army now..

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    Jim, I'm glad I'm wearing my boots since it is getting pretty thick with manure in here. :D
     
  4. phideaux

    phideaux Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    What....?





    Jim
     
  5. squirrelhunter

    squirrelhunter Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Wish I had a wife,or even a girlfriend.:( The dogs just can't converse the same.:D
     
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  6. phideaux

    phideaux Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Have you tried advertising....?

    Just make sure you include the gun addiction.:)



    Jim
     
  7. buster40c

    buster40c Well-Known Member

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    I am glad my dog can't talk. He might call me a jerk making him eat dog food.
    LOL there is a joke relating to this. He got a great b/d present and she said it came from her putting a dollar in cup every time she had sex. He got a strange look on his face when he realized in last year there would have only been $24 in the cup.
     
  8. Tommycourt

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    It's been so long since I had sex that I forgot which armpit it's under. Glad I got the dog. The dog is always happy to see me. Always wiggles her tail when I come in the door, never says anything about how long I have been gone or where I have been and happy when she eats. Thank God for a good dog. Don't let my wife read this thread!!!!
    Tommy
     
  9. buster40c

    buster40c Well-Known Member

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    TC look and see which armpit is shaved and you will then know.
     
  10. DoubleR

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    I believe you Jim
     
  11. phideaux

    phideaux Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I once asked an old gentleman, 93 yrs old, " how old before you stop having sex?" He said" I dunno, you gotta ask somebody older than me". :D

    Thanks for believing me...:cool:



    Jim
     
  12. squirrelhunter

    squirrelhunter Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I have but I think the gun addition is working against me :eek:,either that or my big gut isn't sexy enough :D.
     
  13. DoubleR

    DoubleR Active Member

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    My gpa's answer always was I may be old but I ain't dead Lol! He was a pistol!
    Of course I believe you! You've never steered me wrong
     
  14. phideaux

    phideaux Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I remember teasing my gpa about the girls, and he would say the same thing... "I aint dead":D


    I can tellya ...when that young stallion becomes an old war horse....he dont run as fast as he once did...;)




    Jim
     
  15. buster40c

    buster40c Well-Known Member

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    SH maybe it is your tat. Some gals just don't like tats and especially a dangerous gun tat. Those gun tats make some think you are mentally dangerous. LOL Just don't explain to them there is no such thing as a Ruger bird and it is a gun maker logo.
     
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  16. squirrelhunter

    squirrelhunter Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Then this one probably isn't helping either lol.
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  17. buster40c

    buster40c Well-Known Member

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    LOL SH prolly not.