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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by jeeper1, Mar 27, 2015.
yeah...welll.. if I use that method.....my wife gets a Mercedes.
andd if you believe that, I got some ......to sell ya....
Jim, I'm glad I'm wearing my boots since it is getting pretty thick with manure in here.
Wish I had a wife,or even a girlfriend. The dogs just can't converse the same.
Have you tried advertising....?
Just make sure you include the gun addiction.
I am glad my dog can't talk. He might call me a jerk making him eat dog food.
LOL there is a joke relating to this. He got a great b/d present and she said it came from her putting a dollar in cup every time she had sex. He got a strange look on his face when he realized in last year there would have only been $24 in the cup.
It's been so long since I had sex that I forgot which armpit it's under. Glad I got the dog. The dog is always happy to see me. Always wiggles her tail when I come in the door, never says anything about how long I have been gone or where I have been and happy when she eats. Thank God for a good dog. Don't let my wife read this thread!!!!
TC look and see which armpit is shaved and you will then know.
I believe you Jim
I once asked an old gentleman, 93 yrs old, " how old before you stop having sex?" He said" I dunno, you gotta ask somebody older than me".
Thanks for believing me...
I have but I think the gun addition is working against me ,either that or my big gut isn't sexy enough .
My gpa's answer always was I may be old but I ain't dead Lol! He was a pistol!
Of course I believe you! You've never steered me wrong
I remember teasing my gpa about the girls, and he would say the same thing... "I aint dead"
I can tellya ...when that young stallion becomes an old war horse....he dont run as fast as he once did...
SH maybe it is your tat. Some gals just don't like tats and especially a dangerous gun tat. Those gun tats make some think you are mentally dangerous. LOL Just don't explain to them there is no such thing as a Ruger bird and it is a gun maker logo.
Then this one probably isn't helping either lol.
LOL SH prolly not.