One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied . 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' Notre Dame !' And they say blondes are dumb... ________________________________________ A couple is lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you....... _________________________________________ 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. ____________________________________ Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor _________________________________________ Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN ________________________________________ Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. _________________________________________ Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. . _________________________________________ Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. ________________________________________ Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.. _________________________________________ Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals' _________________________________________ While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world......... ......then He made the earth round , and laughed and laughed and laughed.