SHOW ‘EM YOUR CROSS Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your boobs, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret: "I don't believe they know who we are. Show them your cross." So Sister Margaret rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off, ye fookin’ wankers, before I come over there and rip yer nuts off!" Sister Margaret looks back at Mother Superior, "Was that cross enough?"