Helping a friend

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by jeeper1, Sep 2, 2015.

  1. jeeper1

    jeeper1 New Member

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    Jack goes to his friend Mike and says ...

    "I'm sleeping with the minister's wife. Can you keep him back in church for an hour after service for me?"

    Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend, he agrees.

    After the service, Mike starts talking to the minister, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.

    Finally the minister gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.

    Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the minister...

    "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied."

    The minister thinks for a minute, smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says...

    "You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago".
     
  2. DoubleR

    DoubleR Active Member

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    Bahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ouch!
     

  3. buster40c

    buster40c Well-Known Member

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    I actually know of a situation like that happened only it was the pastors wife.