I am an ex-Hawkeye fan since I moved here from Iowa. The trouble with the Hawkeyes is they never win any bowl games!!!
Every time they go to a bowl game, they blow it. I nominate that we have a bowl game called "The Toilet Bowl" and my guess is Iowa could attend and still not be able to flush the bowl. Like they say, bet with your head and not with your heart!!!
Now that was an edge of the seat game for sure. WOW what and ending.
Tommy I can think of several teams that are just right for a toilet bowl. Houston no matter what their team name is or has been they fit the scenario you described. Get to the playoffs and get flushed right quick.