Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously hip thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion, Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him. First she disrobed provocatively, then she reclines on this old fallen tree log, spreading her legs in an obvious invitation. Tarzan walked up to her, drew his leg back and gave her a great big kick in the crotch. In excruciating pain she screamed, "What the hell did you do that for..?" "Squirrels, just checking for Squirrels"..