Facebook..in real life...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by jeeper1, Jul 17, 2015.

  1. jeeper1

    jeeper1 New Member

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    For those of my older generation who do not really comprehend why Facebook exists.

    Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.




    Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool.

    I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them.

    And it works.



    I already have 3 persons following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.
     
  2. VThillman

    VThillman Active Member

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    Well doggone it, it should work; it works online, oughta work on the street. Wait a minute... are you wearing a hat? Long pants? That may be the problem.

    [That must be a pro bono psychiatrist.]
     

  3. buster40c

    buster40c Well-Known Member

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    It is a strange world we live in now.
     
  4. Tommycourt

    Tommycourt Tommycourt

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    Maybe Jeeper ain't wearing any pants- just outfitted in his new Hanes underwear that have no tags!:cryinglaugh:
    Tommy
     
  5. phideaux

    phideaux Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    ^^^^^^^^WARPED^^^^^^^^



    :D


    Jim
     
  6. VThillman

    VThillman Active Member

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    Well, that would explain the cops - maybe even the psychiatrist.

    ;)
     
  7. buster40c

    buster40c Well-Known Member

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    Tommy might just have figured it out.
     
  8. squirrelhunter

    squirrelhunter Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Did you forget to "poke" them???:cheesy:
     
  9. buster40c

    buster40c Well-Known Member

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    SH did you have a healthy BM today? LOL There you have been poked!
     
  10. squirrelhunter

    squirrelhunter Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Lol Buster,hey that poke tickled :D