I am a Netflix junkie. I ran myself out of stuff to whine about when I got Netflix to get away from the commercials. Now I bi...whine about how lousy the movies are. I did not know just how bad today's movies are. I always thought the movies from the late 60's and all 70's movies sucked but jeeeez, compared to what is on Netflix...I may start recording commercials to watch. I don't need commercials to coax me to waste my money...I am already good at that so I am safe. However, those silly ass "does this dress make my butt look fat" commercials are a scream...and they are also informative and educational.
"No but your butt makes the dress look like you got a watermelon down your shorts..."
"Boy, the designer shouldn't have put so much padding in the ass..."
"What ya got up there a new saddle?"
Ok, I am not good at this...I'm divorced. But maybe there are some members out there who are good at one liner slams...or faux pas. Could this be the birth of another..."and that's when the fight started" forum?