[buster40c]

While strolling round the harbor this morning about 11 am, I noticed this character shouting, "Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels". Suddenly he tripped and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he did not get help, he would surely drown.

Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept. It is now 4 pm, the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet to respond.

I am starting to think I wasted four stamps
New 911 protocol.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/2-V2arHXwq8?wmode=opaque

 

[phideaux]

You mean you didnt throw him a rope?










Being sure it wasnt tied to anything.


Jim

 

[buster40c]

Yes I did by golly. I just forgot to tie my end to the bridge.
He was flipping me the number 1 sign for my help.

 

[MagBlackhawk]

Lol............

 

[Tommycourt]

Buster,
For crying out loud!!!! How dense can you be! You throw the end with the anchor on it so it will travel the distance needed to reach him and tie a 12" rope to it. Even an idiot like me can figure that out!!!! (Anchor size no less than 75-100 lbs)
Tommy

 

[squirrelhunter]

I would have at least threw him an inner tube,not inflated of course.